Suicide Welt 

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

Suicide Welt by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

Suicide Bomb 

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

Suicide Bomb by octacle August 21, 2024

Suicide Girl 

An empowered alternative woman, usually goth or tattooed, who poses for nude photos to be displayed on the website Suicide Girls.

I find it empowering to know I can become a suicide girl and share my unique look to a very diverse audience by appearing on the SuicideGirls Website.

Suicide Girl by Camraman24 November 20, 2024

Suicide Sky Diver 

The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.

I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.

Suicide Sky Diver by BC694 February 24, 2025

Suicide Squad 

Suicide Squad is anyone apart of the LGBTQ+ or Rainbow flag lovers. You can't say one without thinking about the other.

The Suicide Squad is marching again at the Mardi Gras

Suicide Squad by Jrod962 March 20, 2025

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

Suicide Blumpkin by John Crump March 31, 2025

Suicide Bait 

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

Suicide Bait by funkmann April 10, 2025