shayan the squirrel

An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.

Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"

shayan the squirrel by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017

female gay squirrel 

saying created by mya dimock- “female gay squirrel” used in the sentence “ok female gay squirrel “ oey gets called that a lot

“Ok FEMALE GAY SQUIRREL OEY”

female gay squirrel by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 November 7, 2021

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

hung like a squirrel by DJ Curly Fry April 24, 2006

flying squirrel 

When you are cut off from the trail snowboarding and CRASH! into a tree.

At Dodge Ridge Odis cut Megan off the trail and she did a flying squirrel into a pine tree.

flying squirrel by Odis DeHart March 4, 2007

The Flying Squirrel 

This is the greatest Asian sex move of all time. Essentially it is a standing 69. Using gravity boots, the female hangs upside down (lowered to the appropriate level or the male can stand on a stool) and the male does his business. The male then leaves the female to get herself down. For added spice, one can make it difficult, i.e. ejaculate in her face.

Your mom and I did the flying squirrel, and afterwords I jizzed in her face.

The Flying Squirrel by Pina Slicker March 18, 2010

flying squirrel 

An issult, similar to a moon, but done with the scrotum. A person grabs his scrotum at to spots near the bottom, pulls his sack flat, and starts flying around.

Brett dropped his pants and gave the bitch da flying squirrel.

flying squirrel by Hang Low Saxon January 12, 2004

flying squirrel 

A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.

Anna always said that if someone raped her, she would flying squirrel their ass.

flying squirrel by gingerscholarbusinessman December 22, 2009