SLOW DUCK

When your two fingering the G-SPOT with the intent of making her sqirt, and she does....Only your not quick enough to get out of the way in time...Resulting in a complete squirt to the face.
I now know what a squirt tastes like...I found the G-Spot and ended up a SLOW DUCK...
by Sick Em D November 02, 2022
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Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.
while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow
by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010
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Too slow

Too Slow giving my feelingers to me
Too slow Too Slow giving my feelingers to me
by Sky light August 17, 2024
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 12, 2022
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