Richard Simmons Poop

A pooping endeavor in which the pooper poops and loses 20 lbs in the process of pooping.

Dude, I just Richard Simmons Pooped into a new wardrobe!

by nutzostevo July 9, 2011

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

simpsoned

Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.

yo - I just got Simpsoned in the back alley...

by ryan pratt March 18, 2005

Simpson's Corollary

Corollary to Godwin's Law which states that the only people who complain about Godwin's Law being invoked are those that often make Nazi References.

Bob: America is like Nazi Germany and Bush is Like Hitler
Sally: I invoke Godwin's Law! You hereby forfeit the discussion.
Bob: Gah. Godwin's Law is just an escape for people who don't want to admit the truth!
Sally: Simpson's Corollary! Only people who make Nazi references all the time complain about being shut down by Godwin's Law.

by mcsimpson April 29, 2006

Simpson Syndrome

its like bieber fever except it for Cody simpson!

sally: i got bieber fever
sue: hahaha i got Simpson Syndrome excpt cody is wayyy better than bever!

Simpson Syndrome

by sallysue! January 2, 2012

simmi

simmi loves jadey baby

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Simmi

Yellow nigga

Look at that sexy yellow nigga, his name must be Simmi

by Gabe Itch 6969 October 16, 2019