shut-the-fuck-upsmanship

Knowing when to stay quiet and when to speak up; tact.

"You should practice some shut-the-fuck-upsmanship before your mouth writes checks your ass can't cash"

by Its_the_K April 6, 2021

shut up ben

a guy in your top set math class who's fairly short and very annoying

Ben: I didn't do it sir
Guy: hahahaha shut up ben

by HeHatesBen.C April 7, 2024

shut the fuck up

some one who cant simpaly stop talking or blapering

person 1 bah bah bah bah person 1 shut the fuck up

by alone_forever March 15, 2021

Shut up

“shut up” means “Be Quiet”, but it’s kinda the Rude version.

Person 1 : Dude, that’s gay!
Person 2 : Shut up man.
Person 1 : gee ok, you don’t have to be mean about it. Was it that Offensive?
Person 2 : You’re literally gay bro.
Person 1 : Shut up! You can’t be talking your also gay!!

by MxStealYoGirl March 31, 2022

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024

Shut the **** up

You use this when you want somebody to Shut the **** up

Here's an exam

Nerd: hey did you kno-

Chad: Shut the **** up nerd

by boifend October 29, 2021

Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025