spitting acid

the process of throwing up; emitting vomit

After the plane ride started it was only a matter of minutes before I was spitting acid.

by plegui September 14, 2009

Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

its spitting

its spitting - a way of saying that its raining but not heavy and the raindrops are small

bob:ITS SPITTING!!!!!!
fred:God, its only a lil bit of rain, sheesh
bob:IM MELTING, MELTING,melting,melt......
fred: o.o wtf?!

by K3U_NICK January 7, 2012

African Spitting Cobra

When a girl gives u a blow job and then bites the tips when ur about to squirt so it builds up so u have a fan on the neck of ur cock like a spitting cobra.. and then u release!

Man that bitch gave me a African Spitting Cobra the other day, almost took my dick off too!

by Shimmler May 13, 2003

spitting

The act of a man forcefully spitting on his penis as he grasps it firmly preparing to insert it into a female's vagina or gaping asshole. It is the highest level of expressing male dominance to the opposite sex.

"Mattay spits on his dick to show his male dominance over the women he is about to copulate with."

"Big Charlie uses a strong technique of spitting to become the King of his Jungle."

"I just figuratively spit on my dick while I was talking to this broad. She senses my dominance now."

by Mattay the Mangler September 12, 2011

shixting

sending someone a picture of shit via cell phone. See 'sexting'. For some people, the terms are interchangeable (yuck!)

Come on, baby, no one's ever gotten suspended for shixting!

by Mitch Kumsteen January 6, 2010

face sitting

When a man sits on a woman's face with his ass ("male" facesitting), or the opposite ("female" facesitting), or a man sits on another man's face with his ass ("gay" facesitting) or a woman sits on another woman's face with her ass ("lesbian" facesitting).
Usually the person under the ass licks it (an act which is called "rimming" or "rimjob").
Sometimes the man which facesits a woman also slaps her pussy for his pleasure (an act which is called "cuntslapping" or "cuntbusting").

"That big hot hunk is face sitting that girl and spanking her pussy!"

by Facesittier October 20, 2017