if you’re wrecking the shitter it’s the FATTEST SHAT you’ve ever taken. it’s practically breaking the toilet
Joe: I just wrecked the shitter
Martha: uh oh is that shit gonna flush
Joe: my stomach hurt so bad i needed to wreck the shitter
wrecking the shitter- big shit
Martha: uh oh is that shit gonna flush
Joe: my stomach hurt so bad i needed to wreck the shitter
wrecking the shitter- big shit
by EXTRA LEXA October 30, 2019
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Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
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The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public
Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.
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Get the a literal shitter mug.The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
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Get the The Infinite Shitter Paradox mug.We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.
by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022
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Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.
Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.
Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.
Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.
Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.
by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022
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