Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower

My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower

by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020

Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.

Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.

by homebrewneuralyzer October 2, 2020

Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.

Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that

by boiler December 17, 2020

slappingest

To slap harder than any other slap before. To be so delicious that you are left dumbfounded, like you were just slapped upside the head by Lou Ferrigno in his prime.

The four-cheese pizza with crushed tomato from Big River Pizza in St Paul is the slappingest 'za in town!

by Hungry_AF July 30, 2021

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

shlamping

when you take a shit in a urinal and pee on it to create a sludge and then scoop it up with a 7 eleven slushee cup and try to return it.

the seven eleven employee threw up when joe was shlamping.
joe shlamped 3 times in the past week.

by shlamper300 November 1, 2021