bird in a stripey jumper

A bee or a wasp that is bigger than regular size.

BUZZZZ!!

Ben: what's that's?

Tim: I don't know

(Massive bee goes past)

Ben: look at that bird in a stripey jumper!

by crazyrobo90 May 16, 2011

The Preemtive Strike

When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.

-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.

-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.

I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!

by KMacAttack1234 August 7, 2011

ride the strudel

when a guy lays down and a girl rides his weiner.

She wanted to ride the strudel for four hours.

by strudellover69 August 12, 2011

Napalm Air Strike

While having sex, preferably in doggy style, squirt a hefty dose of Icy Hot on your partner's butt hole and force your dick in, using the Icy Hot as lube.

Doctor: This is the third patient that has come in from napalm air strikes.

by arokrmvava February 23, 2014

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

by awesome24678 January 9, 2017

ninja counter-strike

a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start

if you're a scatterbrain and know it, don't plan a ninja counter-strike on your own

by Sexydimma January 12, 2017

the counter-strike effect

A loss in interest in Casual Gaming in titles such as "Call of Duty" or "Grand Theft Auto V". This effect is caused by being introduced to "Casual Competitive" Gaming from titles like "Counter-Strike", "Rainbow Six Siege", and etc.

I loved to play casual games before I played Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.. now its all I can play.. thats the counter-strike effect for you.

by svyoshi February 12, 2017