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soggy chromer

It’s like soggy biscuit but with a picture of chromers face and you still eat the load
Guys let’s play soggy chromer tonight, I brought a picture
by Kirby387 January 26, 2025
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Soggy Frog

a group of guys in the middle of the woods passing around "the cum frog" until it's all loaded up like a water balloon, then each group member grabs a limb and pulls as hard as they can. It's supposed to bring friends together making their bond stronger than ever. keep your frogs soggy!
"is everyone still down to do soggy frog this Saturday? ill bring the frog bucket"
by Chuumbo January 29, 2025
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Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 6, 2025
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soggy graham

A lump of poo left in the shower after someone tries to waffle-stomp and fail. It becomes flattened with the grate imprints…like the worst graham cracker ever.
My roommate keeps leaving soggy grahams in the shower. He needs to either waffle stomp better or not shit in the shower.
by Camp Teacher February 22, 2025
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You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
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Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.
Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.
by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023
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Soggy asparagus

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed
by IowaNice June 25, 2024
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