Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...

person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...

by Starshine101 March 30, 2009

lun slap

From the Indian word lun meaning penis, to 'cock slap' someone.

Guy 1: 'Aha your mom is soo fat...'
Guy 2: 'Seriously dude you better shut up or ima lun slap you'

by J,A,H October 8, 2009

Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.

Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"

by Space Boobies April 22, 2010

Runt Slap

A Reality to the Cu*t slap

She is so hot on herself but not and such a b*tch, she really needs a Runt Slap!

by =\m/-_-\m/= February 20, 2011

net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011

Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!

Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!

by Nola070619 March 1, 2011