Shitter

someone who regularly spends more than one hour per day taking a crap

person 1: How long has person 3 been in the bathroom?
person 2: probably 3 hours by now
person 1: Oh my fucking god, he's such a shitter

by Chadgtnz May 24, 2021

Shifter

A shifter is a player in Counter Strike: Global Offensive who continuously presses the shift key without ever letting go of it. As a result, a shifter is always far behind his teammates and not useful in a B rush situation.

Why are you still in t spawn? Are you being a shifter again, BigFoot?

by Kyle7000 June 8, 2021

Shifter

A shifter is a Counter Strike: Global Offensive player who continuously presses the shift-key and never lets it go. As a result, this player is always slow walking far behind his teammates and is definitely not helpful in any "rush b" strategy.

Why are you still in T-spawn? Are you being a shifter again, BigFoot?

by Kyle7000 June 8, 2021

Shitsterbation

Act of shitting in your hand and beating your dick with your shit

Jack took a massive shit and used his shit to shitsterbation

by Pussytoass June 20, 2021

shiteration

When something new shit is created to replace something that worked okay.

Windows Vista was a shiteration of Windows XP. Windows ME ( Mistake edition ) was a shiteration of Windows 95.

by containersnestedincontainers June 28, 2021

Shitter

In gacha comunity, a person who has unspeakable luck. Like in a game with a 300 pull pity, getting 2-3 copies of the featured unit in the first 10 pull. Or pulling a char with a single free ticket.
An act of being a shitter is also called: "shittering"

Person1: "Omg, I got her on my first pull. Kek "
Person2: "Shitter!"

alt. "shittering"
- "I shittered the OG Artoria on a recent banner. I still can't believe it!" (Artoria is well kown character from a gacha Fate/Grand Order)

by TheBiggestDegen June 30, 2021

Shiterus

When you hold your shit for too long and possibly die

yo bro i had to shit but i sucked it up
nah bro that’s bad you might have shiterus

by h00d do3ter July 3, 2021