Sad Clowning

Where a man shoots his cum on a girls (or guys) face around their mouth to make it look like a frowny face, then throws assorted clown things at them and runs away as fast as he can, preferably naked.

"Oh god the other day my new boyfriend asked me to try 'Sad Clowning', and he jizzed on my face, then threw clown stuff at me! Where did he even get that stuff???"

by theoneandonlyRD September 26, 2012

tiger woods sad

a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."

Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!

by caramelthinker December 14, 2009

Sad Turd Day

A day at the weekend where you are feeling sad and down about life in general.

Bobby looks like he’s having a Sad Turd Day

by LifeH4sNoMe4ning July 21, 2021

Sad Boi

A person who doesnt k owns how to take no for an answer and ends up insulting someone's appearance when rejected.

Sb: I just want to get to know you
Other: Oh no thanks I'm good.
Sb: Well your a fat bitch and I dont want to know you anyway.
Other: Wow what a sad boi

by Hawthorn151 October 4, 2019

Sad boi hours

When you wanna cuddle someone but they ain’t here

Sad boi hours time boyos

by sarahpacito December 10, 2019

sad boi hours

when u be sad so you listen to sad music for a few hours at like midnight because your lowkey broken but thats besides the point, sis.

britney: sad boi hours are near, skinny sister..

Tori: frick...

britney: ye...

tori: shoot...

britney: that sucks....

tori: ye

by _i_found_it_mom_ July 29, 2019

sad, quiet ending

Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.

My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.

by darthcletus January 16, 2009