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Rich Piano

A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!

Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!

Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!
by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018
mugGet the Rich Pianomug.

Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.
I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.
by OldMoneyBunny August 21, 2022
mugGet the Station Wagon Richmug.

Rich Dick

Come here Rich DIck
That's my name! Richard Richard.
by Zike93 January 15, 2019
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rich muniz

Another term for absolute human waste. A truly remarkable piece of scum that whines and is a scum rat.
Hey bean you’re being a real rich Muniz right now
by Dorkydoodoo January 11, 2025
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Rich redneck

(This is more of a side note for other definitions)

Many "rich rednecks" CAN be either redneck with a massive amount of money. Others including myself are outwardly classy with a slight hint of the redneckness sprinkled in while in private or in the right company act like well dressed rednecks.
by a_beer September 8, 2020
mugGet the Rich redneckmug.

rich

rich you got a big fucking haed
by big donkey cock January 26, 2022
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rasta rich

It's the feeling of being Nigga Rich but with marijuana instead of cash
"Score I picked up an ounce for sixty bucks! I'm feelin' Kinda Rasta Rich" - Barney
by maniccycle December 28, 2018
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