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Reverse Granny

Placing your hand in a bowl of water for 15 minutes, turning on your favorite Susan Sorandan movie, and give yourself a reverse handjob.
Mike spent his entire Saturday night given himself the reverse granny while watching reruns of the Golden Girls season 5.
by Kikker May 18, 2013
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Reversed Oreo

One who is white on the outside, and truly black on the inside. You can acknowledge this by seeing them hang with their gang and be the only white person there, them eating a whole bag of flamin' Hot Cheeto's , knowing word from word from songs by 21 Savage, Young M.A, lil Uzi Vert, Kodak black ( shrimp ), Spelling words with a lot of apostrophes, having the thriller app on their phone, having curly, frizzy, sometimes strait hair, having long ass nails, speaking like they're from the streets (accent), and using the following emoji's :๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโœจ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ.
white girl: ummm hi English plz.. Reversed Oreo: Yo request ain't my demand suhhhh I speak streets๐Ÿ˜‘
by Ig: ariimaries February 26, 2017
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Reverse Kanga

The reverse kanga is the art of laying a poo/shit/dump/turd/crap whilst sitting on a toilet facing backwards towards the flusher. This action causes the poo to run down the front of the bowl leaving a long brown skidmark.
A perfect time to drop a reverse kanga is when visiting a place that you dont like. e.g. school, random building that looks like a church in the city etc.
by MRGregGregson October 26, 2007
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taking a shit in reverse

Another phrase used to describe anal sex.
by Jenny November 11, 2004
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Reverse Jackhammer

When a large/strong woman stands in a sumo-style fashion while vigorouly thrusting a man, by grasping his buttocks, as a means of sexual intercourse.
With shoulders like that she could reverse jackhammer a fat Al Roker.
by jackhamster October 23, 2010
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Reverse-methane process

When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.
Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.
by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005
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Reverse Hipster

The exact opposite of a hipster.

(Not to be confused with an anti-hipster)

While a hipster tries really hard to be different to create their own identity (just like every other hipster, creating a paradox of sorts) and set trends, a reverse hipster will try really hard to act like everyone else to fit in and be popular (even if they don't agree with the thing they are liking), and overcompensates by despising anybody who disagrees with the group.

Generally caused by viral videos or memes on youtube like nyan cat, vloggers (like raywilliamjohnson) and games like roblox and the more recent Call of Duty titles and musicians like Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black and any other popular topic on the internet.

A reverse hipster can either like or hate a topic, but it's always based on what a large group of people thinks, and always takes it too far.
Example 1:

Person A: Hey, did you hear Justin Bieber's new album? I liked it.

Reverse Hipster: Fuck no! Everybody hates him and you suck for liking him retard!

Example 2:

Person A: Hey, should I buy the new Call of Duty game that came out yesterday?

Reverse Hipster: How the fuck could you ask that? C.O.D. (pronounced "cod" like the fish) is the best fucking game ever! I play it every day for 12 hours! It's waaaaay better than (insert other popular first person shooter video game here) which sucks ass! Just like the people who play it!
by Manly-Chicken September 4, 2011
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