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Ramen Job

A highly regarded sexual movement sweeping the nation. A Ramen job, or "rj" as it has been collectively known as is when you prepare noodles of the Ramen kind, then proceeding to spread the cooked noodles all over a man's genital area. Then, the person giving the "rj" procedes to eat the ramen. Mmmm!
Jon: Hey, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night?

Trevor: Yeah man she gave me the best Ramen Job ever! Shrimp Ramen!
by Craig Allaby!<3 October 14, 2008
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ramen

Ramen is a Japanese knock-off of Chinese food consumed by wapanese and poor college kids. Tastes like sodium chloride and chicken.
Wapanese - "Oh my god liek, I can't wait til the new Naruto episode comes out so I can download it and eat ramenomg kawaiiii =^__^="

College Kid - "Well, after the thirtieth cock at the Olive Garden, I probably have enough for 5 days of ramen.."
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Ravenna Kibbutz

A Jewish cohousing community in Seattle that features lots of public programming in an environment that is happily disentangled from all religious connotation, despite celebrating all the major (and many minor) Jewish holidays. Annual events include Passover seders, Sukkot hut-building, Big Lebowski showing, and many nights clustered around a Northern Exposure rerun. There are three houses that comprise the main body of the Kibbutz: Aleph, Bet and Gimmel.

The name "Ravenna Kibbutz" is tongue-in-cheek, to a point: no one involved in the Kibbutz fancies themselves a Zionist pioneer. It's merely a cheeky way of identifying ourselves that doesn't sound too fruity. Because "The Jewish Cohousing Development of North Seattle" makes for a crap acronym. The Kibbutz's tagline "Would it kill you to find a nice Jewish commune?" is also tongue-in-cheek, but occasionally offends people.
Are you coming to Shabbes dinner at the Ravenna Kibbutz this week? You'd better be there; it's at house Bet.
by Joel Fleishman May 24, 2010
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top ramen

Head from a chick with curly hair, like ramen noodles.
Top ramen is good, I don't know what yall talkin about.
by JayJaySmoothe December 28, 2005
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ravens_nest

A safehaven and sanctuary from the kingdom of assholes. Also known as a place where Griven and others like him have no power.
"Gee it sure is fun in here without have jackasses start shit with you for no apparent reason besides they are people staring at their computer screen twenty-four hours a day just waiting for you or someone else to say something wrong so they can argue it for two hours."
by ImNotTelling April 10, 2004
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ravencore

An aesthetic for those who hoard things that shine to satiate the "bird brain." Common themes within the aesthetic/lifestyle include wanting to scream off the rooftops, enjoying time with friends, and wishing to live in the woods. Oftentimes, those who follow the aesthetic are collectors of bones, crystals, trinkets, and treasures; the lovers of dusty bookshelves, jars, and old stone houses; those who find peace in forests, the sound of slow-trickling creeks, twinkling of stars at night, and the soft glow of fireflies.

The aesthetic is prevalent on Facebook, but can also be seen on Instagram or Twitter.

It can be considered a "goth goblincore"
Your collection of bones and crystals is so Ravencore
by felismoonlit July 7, 2020
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Ravenium

The most fantastic guy to ever exist on the internet. Loves to draw out people that hide behind their screens thinking they are invincible. Known for his persistence in what he does best: piss people off and expose them to the world.
Oh no! Ravenium is here. Close discord!
by volterix April 28, 2022
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