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pennsylvania drag race

A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.
"I was so drunk I had a Pennsylvania drag race with Kevin. He came first.
by thatogpranksta April 6, 2015
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Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.
Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016
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Case Race

Drink a 6 pack on as fast as you can. No puking or spilling.
Hey Jacob! wanna drink a Case Race? Fuck yea!
by BigBusch November 20, 2020
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Day at the Races

When someone goes to visit a strip club to wathc strippers dance.
Hey Tony, lets have a day at the races tonight.
by Justin February 20, 2004
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Street-race

A blatent yet poorer copy of 'streetrace' that will alway loom and cower under the growing shadow of the word 'Streetrace'
street-race sucks
by chink January 20, 2004
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Vatican Horse Race

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.
Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!
by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019
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critical race theory

The theory that presupposes that personal choice and responsibility has nothing to do with race and the outcome of where any human being winds up. According to the theory, the solution to problems of certain races can be deposited into the laps of people holding power. This means not Barack Obama, Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder holding power, only white, Melanin Challenged people, holding power. It means Black - Good; White = Evil.

The theory agrees with the notion that white racism (aka, imagined hatred of black Americans) was the malevolence that caused white people to joyfully elect and then the re-elect America's first black president to rule over them for eight years; stay behind in Washington DC to sabotage the presidency of his successor through a slow, ongoing coup, and then return to the White House for his third term through surrogates. It is in agreement with the notion that it was white racism funding the $22 Trillion WAR ON POVERTY that transferred the wealth of the American taxpayer, the 1% of whites at the top of the pyramid, to help America's African Americans a century after Republicans freed the Democrat's slaves.
We will study critical race theory today.
by Novatweeter December 21, 2020
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