quick-tarded

Someone who is quick at processing a lot of nonsense.

That quick-tarded dude mistakingly thinks he's the standard of intelligence, but in reality, he's not only unaware, but he is not.

by Billy.G1 January 17, 2020

quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.

1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"

by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020

Quick thinking fraud

The fraud that starts calling other people/teams frauds before anybody would think yo look at whether he/she/they were also frauds.

When somebody who's looking for a scapegoat starts calling one or two people/teams frauds and avoids calling the collective whole frauds, what do those peoplr/teams think the people calling them frauds really are? The quick thinking fraud is the first to start punishing others before anybody would think these might not be such honest, good, or innocent people themselves doing the punishing or firing.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Quick thinking fraud

The kind of person who puts pressure on one or two people/teams to get pressure off themselves.

The quick thinking fraud shifted pressure to one or two scapegoat people/teams to avoid a worse fate for himself/herself but putting one on the one or two scapegoat people/teams.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation

"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"

by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020

Quickie Fistie

When you touch fists with someone quickly. Synonym to fist bump.

Simp:Hey gimme some knuckles.
SuperiorAlphaMale: You mean quickie fistie you simp.

by YaChapaBookBak March 10, 2020

Quicknapped

They shave your head and sell you to the gypsies!

"Hey, how's Dom?"
"Well, he's been quicknapped..."
"Oh n o"

by Volcano Angel April 27, 2020