queef

term used by the new york kids in south park to insult stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman. a fart from the area of the pussy. or, a fart from a guy who's dick is so small that it's a pussy.

"yo, you kids are a bunch 'o fu**in' queefs!" or, "hey pansy, quit queefin' over there!!"

by femme who hardly queefs April 14, 2003

Queef

Something that everyone in this definition room has done here.

pronunciation::: cweeff
onomatopoea sound::: pffffftttt

*ppppfffffffffffffffffffffttttt*
"Ahh....smell the roses!!"

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis March 28, 2003

backwards queef

when a girl farts and the air bubble goes up her vagina.

"I told that girl not to fart sitting down, now she just did a backwards queef!"

by meow on April 1, 2010

Commander in Queef

A female Commander in Chief aka President

Ladies and gentleman allow me introduce the next Commander in Queef, Hillary Rodham Clinton, of the United States of America!

by miesfuller June 1, 2016

Queef

a pussy fart

I love them queefers

by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003

Male queef

Male Queef, this is when the male has been eating that much bad junk food they persistently keep on letting out small little farts that smell like pure shit to point where you have to go to the toilet to drop a log.

Hey man i just did the male queef, I’m going to have to go for a tom tit.

by ZAandNA January 27, 2018

Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004