1.an occupation for those who need to compensate for their small dick size
2. one who will never get laid
2. one who will never get laid
I was a fuckin faggot in high school who was bullied around by pretty much everyone. so to make up for it, and for the fact that my dick is the size of a red fire ant, I'll become a police officer.
Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.
Maybe if Jon didn't have that gay looking hair, always worry about how people drove, and wasn't a fuckin asshole he would get laid once in a while. but he's too much of a police officer.
by krowkneeklay July 27, 2011
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by ayout March 4, 2003
Get the Police mug.An online police department dedicated to protecting Habbos from bullying and scamming. It was founded November 2005 by the two users, ThunderwolfX and carstud. To this day, there are over 40,000 members. It is the biggest name in Habbo law enforcement due to their different yet secure Headquarters and helpful, loyal, and dedicated members. The staff is broken down into various divisions and ranks all doing different jobs.
----------------Habbo Elite Police Force Divisions---------------
Standard Division: Recruiting new members.
SWAT Division: Patrolling rooms and reporting unlawful acts.
Detectives & Forensics Division: Analyzing evidence, like screenshots, to present in the Courtroom
Law Division: Studying the elements of law. People report unlawful acts to them and they try people in Court if necessary.
Trainer Division: Training new recruits.
Medical Division: Dedicated to healing the wounded, whether EPF staff or not.
Jail Division: Studying the jail and how to operate cells.
Security Division: Keeping HQ, the jail, and any other parts of EPF secure.
High Rank Division: Supervising HQ, answering questions, and handling some issues that occur.
Top Management Division: Seeking out hard-working staff to promote and overseeing HQ. Handles many issues.
Senior Management: Promoting hard-working High Ranks, watching out for HQ. Handles many issues.
Administrative Division: Handles many issues, is an administrator of a certain activity.
Owner Division: Handles most issues, represents ThunderwolfX in his time of absence, has authority to create rules, alliances, and activities as long as others agree.
Presidential Division: Has authority over Owners and below, can create rules, alliances, and activities.
Founders Division: Has full authority over everyone, handles every issue, can create rules, alliances, and activities.
Standard Division: Recruiting new members.
SWAT Division: Patrolling rooms and reporting unlawful acts.
Detectives & Forensics Division: Analyzing evidence, like screenshots, to present in the Courtroom
Law Division: Studying the elements of law. People report unlawful acts to them and they try people in Court if necessary.
Trainer Division: Training new recruits.
Medical Division: Dedicated to healing the wounded, whether EPF staff or not.
Jail Division: Studying the jail and how to operate cells.
Security Division: Keeping HQ, the jail, and any other parts of EPF secure.
High Rank Division: Supervising HQ, answering questions, and handling some issues that occur.
Top Management Division: Seeking out hard-working staff to promote and overseeing HQ. Handles many issues.
Senior Management: Promoting hard-working High Ranks, watching out for HQ. Handles many issues.
Administrative Division: Handles many issues, is an administrator of a certain activity.
Owner Division: Handles most issues, represents ThunderwolfX in his time of absence, has authority to create rules, alliances, and activities as long as others agree.
Presidential Division: Has authority over Owners and below, can create rules, alliances, and activities.
Founders Division: Has full authority over everyone, handles every issue, can create rules, alliances, and activities.
by EPF-Owner-Kelly September 4, 2012
Get the Habbo Elite Police Force mug.Good men and women who are highly disrespected, mainly by the low-life criminal scum that they have to deal with. If a cop caught you smoking pot, and told your mommy, and you got in weally big twouble wiff your mommy, don't blame the cops for messing up your life. That's your own doing, it's what happens when you abuse crap like that. Respect the police, you can't respect a whole lot of other people nowadays.
Example(16 year old idiot stoner)=Dude, the police caught me smoking weed and told my mom. I'm real bummed because my mom got real mad at me and like, I was grounded. Damn, man.
Example(Inner city "gangsta")=WTF dog, you trippin', all I did yo was stuff that 13 year old girl's hole and then pop her wiff my piece, yo. Why you hatin'? Damn police! Snap, you messin' my vibe, homes!
Example(Inner city "gangsta")=WTF dog, you trippin', all I did yo was stuff that 13 year old girl's hole and then pop her wiff my piece, yo. Why you hatin'? Damn police! Snap, you messin' my vibe, homes!
by The guy whose name you don't know December 12, 2008
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Uh... Fall Out Boy? Probably.
X1 - Hey, man, did you hear the new Fall Out Boy song?
X2 - You mean the one that goes "haven't you ever heard of slamming doors" or something?
X1 - Yeah, dude! It's so awesome!
X2 - I know. Whoever thought they would integrate synths into their sound?
X1 - I didn't, LOL!
X3 - That's Panic! at the Disco, faggots. Another made-for-MTV band to trick kids into thinking they have a reason to be depressed and feel like elitists for being in on "hip" music.
X1 - Dude... what?
X2 - Yeah, guy, Fall Out Boy rocks.
X1 - That one guy has a pretty sweet faux-hawk too.
X1 and X2 (in unison) - We're both 28 years old and try to pick up 12 year old girls, which comprise 99.9% of Fall Out Boy's/Panic at the Disco's/gay "emo"-"punk" band's fanbase, at these awesome shows. Also, we own iPods because we're so rebellious.
Let's cut the bullshit, people.
X2 - You mean the one that goes "haven't you ever heard of slamming doors" or something?
X1 - Yeah, dude! It's so awesome!
X2 - I know. Whoever thought they would integrate synths into their sound?
X1 - I didn't, LOL!
X3 - That's Panic! at the Disco, faggots. Another made-for-MTV band to trick kids into thinking they have a reason to be depressed and feel like elitists for being in on "hip" music.
X1 - Dude... what?
X2 - Yeah, guy, Fall Out Boy rocks.
X1 - That one guy has a pretty sweet faux-hawk too.
X1 and X2 (in unison) - We're both 28 years old and try to pick up 12 year old girls, which comprise 99.9% of Fall Out Boy's/Panic at the Disco's/gay "emo"-"punk" band's fanbase, at these awesome shows. Also, we own iPods because we're so rebellious.
Let's cut the bullshit, people.
by Stop being stupid, please. April 21, 2006
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