pocket rocker

hand job done via pocket of pants

"Ahh man, did you score with Wendy last nite?" "got a pocket rocker and some second base action"

by Sleep October 1, 2003

third pocket

The space in between the button on your jeans and your stomach. This is a pocket superior to all others as it allows you to be precariously close to your package without the suspicion of playing with yourself. Child molesters and senile old folks seem to have deeper third pockets than most people, but they could be venturing beyond the realm of the third pocket.

Dustin could not have been more content than right now as he walks down the street with his hand in his third pocket.

by Calcrazy December 9, 2008

pocket aces

Best hand in Texas Hold'em Poker composed of 2 aces, have the highest probability to win.

He went all in with his 2 kings and then I called and I had my nasty pocket aces. He was angry.

by onlinepokes December 10, 2006

plasterer's pocket

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.

"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

Pocket dance

1. n. The strange ritual in which a person will pat each and every pocket on their clothing, with a possible foray(s) into their bag. Conducted when an individual tries to find their phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc. in a moment of panic, as they realise that the item in question is not where they remember placing it.

2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.

1. Upon realising that his phone was not in his hip pocket, the man did a brief pocket dance, only to discover the offending gadget was in fact in his top jacket pocket.

2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"

by Shari Keogh March 10, 2008

Rock Pocket

What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.

Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!

Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.

by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011

Shirt pockets

A word for really small droopy boobs of little substance. boobs droopy

"I was with this chick and when she removed her wonderbra there were only Shirt pockets left. Disappointing"

by Janiebaby October 13, 2008