Poshy

The beak, the chicken, aka “the farm animal belonging to big J”

Poshy does what others typically expect, eat pieces of cheese and seeds and flaps her wings when agitated or excited.

Poshy can often be seen with Willybone or playing on junior’s (junifer) phone or even making tik toks

If junior only got over his huge ego then maybe he could still be a good parent to the beak

Poshy is often credited for junior’s songs or lyrics that he himself invents, but it’s mostly to pay tribute to the beak since most of J’s songs are about her or if not then hoshna

Jack poshy would start shakin’ all is taken
It’s some poachijuana in the makin’

Poachys breakfast like scrambled eggs and bacon

Kap spills the drink o she’s still ill drinker

ill thinker

Exploding’ when da Poachy hits da I——-

Poshy is as important to junior b’s entire persona, image and creative direction as it gets tied, likely tied with wheezly

A chicken named Poshy, nuff said

by Wankers rage January 19, 2022

Post festival depression

The comedown as bad as heroin withdrawel after returning home from a music festival.

Common symptoms are:
Appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
Unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
Listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
Youtubing videos of the festival
Stuffing yourself with food

Some more dangerous symptoms are:
Making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
Camping out your backgarden

Not feeding the cat
Continuing to dress zany despite being home

Guy1: Hey why's John not coming to the crazy party tonight? There is going to be a ton of drink & girls

Guy2: he's suffering from Post festival depression, Like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ''I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS'' before hanging up crying

by Dumguy1&Dumguy2 September 9, 2011

pockabook

What mum calls her hand bag.

Hey Billy boy, pass me my pockabook so we can go get some ice cream.

by Burbank Hayes April 21, 2011

potato internet

Generally used to describe really horrible Internet service that either lags or disconnects. Potatoes are a rudimentary electricity source, as many of you should have learned in elementary school.

Tell John to fix his potato Internet.

by #1 Messi Fan March 19, 2014

Poo Mist

When your fart is so dense you can almost feel, smell, and taste it in the are. Its like a light rain (mist) in a humid climate, however the weather is from your butt.

Guy1: Damnit, what is that? its like i walked into a stinky cloud!
Guy2: HAHA, you just walked into poo mist.

by Kermitp December 17, 2015

pokedeath

When you die playing Pokemon Go.

Also known as a Darwin Award.

A man crashed his car and died, it turned out to be a pokedeath.

by N04h July 31, 2016

Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

by Mustard King April 1, 2010