Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!
by Pandacous December 02, 2023
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
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