Phantom Dick

When after getting your male reproductive organ removed you still feel as if it there, yet you know its not there

Im annoyed at how I can still feel my Phantom Dick after the operation

by Miercolesdecaida August 10, 2022

Phantom Blunt Syndrome

Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.

Phantom blunt syndrome

by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

Toxic Phantom

A person who streams for 40 min and complains, and claims to be good at games when his ass gets carried. Loves platypuses for some reason and has a godly jawline.

Look at Toxic Phantom Streaming for 41 min

by Pdog10 October 12, 2022

Phantom

Phantom is someone who is a complete bottom. No questions asked.

Person 1: you know Phantom?

Person 2: yeah I hear they are a complete bottom, that true?

Person 1: yeah lol.

by MorningstarLee October 21, 2022

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022