Panty Melter

A car, song, band or anything that makes a women so hot you watch her panties melt and become a puddle beneath her feet.

did you see Charles' new car that Lotus is such a Panty Metler
Have you heard that new song I swear it's panty melter.

by Hade5079 October 19, 2010

Penny whistles

Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.

"Mmmmmm... penny whistles..."

by Smythe October 25, 2004

panty dampener

a drugstore paperback book filled with smut.

She can't tear her eyes from that stupid panty dampener with Fabio on the front.

by jaims August 2, 2006

Panty jam

A white or yellowish discharge secreted from the vagina and left on said pantys.

By the looks of my underwear I assume A, I forgot to wash my ninja foot this morning or B, my boyyfriend blew his nose in my panties. Either way it was some serious panty jam.

by D2 BRIZZY January 5, 2011

Penny Syndrome

A syndrome where the sufferer fantasises about being captured by kidnappers but remain unharmed - much like Penny from Inspector Gadget.

Every time I walk past those cops I suffer a major bout of Penny Syndrome. Must be the uniforms!

by Drmott September 25, 2011

spend a penny

1. To piss, urinate, take a slash.

2. Opposite of taking a crap, or shit

Excuse me love, we'll have to fuck later. I need to spend a penny down the waterworks.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

panty claus

during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.

(day: december 15th)

Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!

Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.

Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?

Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!

by jaficial December 20, 2008