Pearl Job

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.

I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...

by D. Uorts June 21, 2020

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Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.

I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.

by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020

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Pearl Harbor

To block a person on a social media platform, usually in the blink of an eye.

“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy

“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky

“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

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Pearl

Pearl is amazingly beautiful and strong. She’s the girl who always smiles and always puts you in a good mood. She’s never gonna say or do something that isn’t true. She may do things you don’t except but never underestimate her. She’s one you can never let slip out of your life. If you take a chance and trust her you might find out she could be the best girlfriend or friend you’ll ever have.

Pearl is the most honest loving girl you’ll meet.

by Thatoneguy31 September 3, 2020

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