Show pony

One of the many people/sides getting played by a certain kind of person.

The show pony was not the only person/side getting played by him/her.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

Buckle pony

A Horse breeder that only will breed to incentive nominated stallions ( I. E. Pink buckle , ruby buckle , etc )

Client : Is your Stud nominated for Pink buckle or Crown Royal ????

Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️

by TopHands April 30, 2022

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

Pony Pounder

A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.

I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.

by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025

Tony the pony

A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).

Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.

by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018

sugar pony

A strawberry blonde female.

We call Amber sugar pony because of her hair.

by patate.triste May 8, 2017

Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog June 9, 2011