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Red Paper Bag

When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag

Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
by Mike and David November 10, 2008
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paperboy

the smart guy that deliver papers like daily mail sun daily record courier daily express scotland on sunday to tories like cooper and paterson.
paperboys are very smart
by David Richardson March 29, 2005
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Paper TV

Airy, easy-reading printed material such as Time and Wired magazine, etc., ostensibly written to inform and educate but in actuality designed to inculcate rapacious consumer desire (buy an H2; you need a new laptop, etc.) and reinforce prevailing socio-governmental and economic beliefs (diversity is our strength, housing is a “smart” investment, etc.).

Close scrutiny reveals that Paper Television’s content is little more than ill-conceived “bait” thrown out in hopes of courting the eyeballs that advertisers want desperately and will pay handsome sums of money to target. Making money is Paper TV’s primary goal. Secondarily it aims to advance liberal, egalitarian, and hypercapitalist worldviews inasmuch as doing so helps foster linear values sets in which money is the chief determinant of individual worth and merit (e.g. Sony doesn’t care what sort of person you are so long as you have the money and the will to purchase their advertised products).

The net effect of exposure to Paper Television upon those still gullible enough to read it is wholly negative, and may include such side effects as the belief that all humans are fungible, coupled with an insatiable desire to purchase goods (usually on credit) that are neither needed nor affordable to the readers of such textual dreck.
“Wired magazine? That’s just Paper TV for yupscaled dorks! You might as well watch MTV as read that crap…”
by Dolphin_X November 13, 2005
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paper boy

Someone who deals drugs, usually heroine.
Lets pick some heroine up from the paper boy
by Nate March 31, 2005
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roll paper

a roll of paper towels
"Yo, pass me that roll paper."

- "You mean a paper towel?"
by dj tightFold August 5, 2010
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toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.
by Why Bother April 3, 2006
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paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.
"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"
by RonMexico June 25, 2005
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