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Midnight Pineapple

The most amazing crayon color yet to be created...or discovered. It baffles the mind so that it has become a source of endless puzzlement and entertainment for kids in chemistry class.
Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!

Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...

Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!

All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--
by chizzlefoshizzlenizzledizzle November 17, 2010
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real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.
Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.
by codabear659 July 21, 2017
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Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.
-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!
by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020
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home sweet pineapple

1. A phrase used by SpongeBob SquarePants when talking about his fruity abode.
2. Episode 5b, Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants (TV series).
1. Well, this isn't exactly "home sweet pineapple," but I suppose it could be much worse.

2. Hey, man. Remember Home Sweet Pineapple from SpongeBob? The one where the nematodes drink up his house?
by EagleGE September 16, 2020
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Scientific name of pineapple

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus
"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"
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Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.
In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?
by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018
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The struggling pineapple

When you get a chick in the doggy style postion and jam a pineapple in her, then step back and watch them struggle to get it out. Its good to do while having a quiet beer with mates.
Roxanne was being a cunt during sex so i gave her the struggling pineapple. that will will teach the mutt for calling me by my first name
by F-Bang September 2, 2009
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