by Tripod 6969 March 23, 2021
When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.
by 0hn0ghostie July 28, 2021
"Omg have you heard blood, sweat and tears by bts?"
"Omg yes!"
"Who do you think was the hottest in the mv"
"I can't decide"
"Me neither"
"Omg yes!"
"Who do you think was the hottest in the mv"
"I can't decide"
"Me neither"
by the fangirl1231 June 13, 2018
Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”
Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
by Blackhawkops May 05, 2021
An emotion you go through when you feel nothing but sadness for a long period of time. An emotion more severe than mayjor depression.
by Josh James Ernst March 05, 2005
1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 08, 2020