floor amnesia

forgetting which floor one is on. It usually occurs in a high-rise where all the floors look similar.

He was supposed to go to the sixth floor but due to floor amnesia he landed on the seventh floor.

by uttam maharjan September 20, 2011

Swept the floor

Having your way with someone

She swept the floor with him.

by Meglodave September 6, 2023

Twitch on the floor

To freak out or spazz out; to get mad or shocked by surprise.

When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.

by Clayluver April 9, 2004

Floor scranny

Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.

Me: “look at casey smoking cigarettes from the floor”

Tyler: “floor scranny”

by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021

Floor boy

When your broke friend can’t afford a cool jeep like the rest of us. Confined to a plastic sleeping quarters.

Friend 1: Hey everyone! I’m going to sleep in an elevated surface because 1. I’m not poor and 2. I understand it’s a superior way of camping!

Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:

by Rgrazi May 3, 2024

sit on the floor

sitting on someone's genitals

want to sit on my face? "Can I sit on the floor first?"

by Shut up floor January 25, 2014

Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019