Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
by JowlMaster April 17, 2023
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jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna
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Get the ohio oil change mug.A club that has no history and uses oil money to buy players. They bought players like the ghost Paaland and De bruyne which gives Paaland his tap ins. This club has 1 ucl and has less that Nottingham Forest. Its clear Manchester is red.
Please give Paaland penalties and passes from de Bruyne or he will ghost.
Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.
Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.
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