numse

numse is the danish word for butt

person 1: dude look at her numse!

person 2: holy moly she have a nice numse!

by yemøm November 5, 2014

Number Neighbor

The person who’s number is identical to yours besides the last number which is one up or down. When you text them they usually get really pissed off really quickly.

Person 1: Hey your my number neighbor!!
Person 2: go die in a ditch

by Ray????? August 10, 2019

Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

numtumbout

"know what im talking about". "numtumbout" said outloud resembles "know what im talking about"

Man, school is gay as hell, numtumbout!

by Bushi September 8, 2003

numspeak

7h3 5u65717u710n 0f num63r5 f0r l3773r5, 45 1n 7h15 53n73nc3. The difference between numspeak and 1337speak is that numspeak simply involves substituting numbers for letters in otherwise gramatically correct english, whereas 1337speak also incorporates lots of internet slang terminology.

1337speak: 0MFG! U ju57 g07 pwn3d by my h34d5h07! 1 4m 73h 13377357 h3x0r 1n t3h w0r1d!

numspeak: 1ncr3d1613! 1 ju57 k1113d y0u 6y pr0j3c71ng 4 6u1137 7hr0ugh y0ur h34d w17h my gun! 1 4m f41r1y g00d 47 7h15 g4m3!

by Makana McDonald January 9, 2006

number-two pill

A pill you take when you are extremely constipated.

"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"

"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"

by Kaliah Kirby February 10, 2007

numbcunt

A person who puts people through a lot of trouble for nothing.

That numbcunt bought an XBOX yesterday and she returned it today!

by jaquio99 October 7, 2003