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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
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Naked Burrito

Hey man last weekend I naked burrito this chick it was amazing
by STEVE CARUWANA January 24, 2023
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The naked muppet

The naked muppet is a 5,6 fatty that stalks men and women around the gipsland area
I just ran in to the naked muppet and he mooned me
by Jess baily February 8, 2023
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naked freeze tag

Did you see the new pieces naked freeze tag jus handed crafted ?
by hdhdhfhdududjf February 16, 2023
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Naked sandbox

Having fon outside, naked in the woods (and possible include masturbation because mas turning can be fun)
I need to go outside and play naked sandbox to feel free and release my stress.
by LonelyVampire October 12, 2023
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naked features

Naked features are the exposed, "bare" features of a product. As opposed to veiled features. It is considered "good design" to have the core functionality be naked, veiling the more lavish features.

This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.
There are so many naked features in your product that I have no f***ing idea how to start using it!
by 0b01000010 November 3, 2023
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Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked
Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out
by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023
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