Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course

My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

Naked pic day

Dec 16

Ayy its dec 16 get naked pic day

by Gayhoilkg December 16, 2020

naked sevens

Something that bugs you so much even though you could live without changing it. Or you can't change it yourself, someone else must do it. You get anxious it bugs you so much.

Her grass is SO long, it bugs me like naked sevens!

I hate the way my teacher writes her 7's, they don't have lines through them like I write them. They're naked sevens!

by happyasaclam12 April 12, 2011

Naked

How the man who gives Rihanna wild thought wants to see her.

Rihanna: I know you wanna see me naked, naked, naked.
Guy: Yes, I do.

by Dwotty August 31, 2017

Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.

Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins

by Nathan LaMarr November 26, 2007

bitchin naked

Nice body that is naked.

Has the right curves. Just nice to look with out clothes on.

She was so hat with her clothes off , she was bitchin naked bro!

by Slash69 March 4, 2017

Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum April 28, 2016