Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023

sh'herd me now

To give oral sex

"Jessi wanted to sh'herd me now" after the party

by lildrift October 30, 2018

Hush now

Typically said by a mother to her baby to keep it calm

mother: hush now, hush now
baby: *stops crying*

by mdeq February 03, 2017

Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.

The Referral plan is now defuct

by sz? April 19, 2018

The rest starts its now

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The rest starts its now

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

The Kutty $now

The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.

“Hey Becky, tonight I think we should spice things up and try The Kutty $now.”

by KoevHalev July 13, 2020

poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 09, 2020