Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

Vegan Minute

63 seconds

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!

by Ratapooey October 19, 2020

Bus minutes

Every one minute is 5.75 buss minutes

Wow it was 35 bus minutes to Reno

by Thebusminuteguy October 18, 2019

20 minutes

The amount of time your dealer says when he'll definitely not be there in 20 minutes

"I'll be there in 20 minutes" texted an hour ago to you, still empty handed

by sdaynoam April 8, 2023

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

Roll Over Minutes

When you finish early with a prostitute and let your friend use the remaining time. Most effectively used by a one titty exposed hand job.

I saved some roll over minutes so my friend could get JOed in the back booth of a pizza joint...

by MC Plan B January 12, 2011

Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).

Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."

by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025