An organism that rejects all truths no matter how true they may be. Claims that others are stalkers when in fact it is infatuated with some random girl it found online from Canada and spends countless hours on free website webcams.
1) Hey did you hear that thing over there called a Michaellu thinks you're a stalker? HAHA get real that's a Michaellu you are talking about.
2) Me "Hey look at my acceptance letter to Harvard man!"
A Michaellu- "Not real."
Me "Oh yea I forgot I'm talking to a Michaellu."
3) Me "Remember how I owned you in Super Smash Bros. Brawl Micaellu?"
A Michaellu- "More like I beat you!"
Me "Shut up! You're just another stupid Michaellu."
2) Me "Hey look at my acceptance letter to Harvard man!"
A Michaellu- "Not real."
Me "Oh yea I forgot I'm talking to a Michaellu."
3) Me "Remember how I owned you in Super Smash Bros. Brawl Micaellu?"
A Michaellu- "More like I beat you!"
Me "Shut up! You're just another stupid Michaellu."
by VancouverAmber December 7, 2009
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Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?
Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!
Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.
Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!
Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.
by Mark Edelkin June 1, 2010
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A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).
Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.
by Percival Sweetwater III June 23, 2011
Get the MichaelBaySplosion mug.Big tall dude and hangs out with a lot of guys. Michael might have hung out with so many guys that you now think that he is gay. Can be nice but is mostly acts cocky
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Get the Michael mug.by yomydoode December 5, 2018
Get the Michael mug.the best boyfriend a girl could have. kindhearted, loving and when he says he will always be there for you he means it. usually very short but will give you the best hugs and make you feel wanted. if you ever meet michael, if you even get lucky enough to be his friend, then never let him go because otherwise you might as well shove your dicks into your mouts for the rest of your life because you’d be missing out on the best thing to ever happen to you. if you are lucky enough to date a michael then love him unconditionally because he I’ll treat you like a freaking queen and never let you forget how much you mean to him. he will have down days too, days where he doesn’t feel like he’s worth much and questions his capability, but we all know he’s worth so much more than that and deserves the world. a michael is a kind of guy you can’t teplce, when he’s feeling low then instead of your relationship being 50/50 carry out the 90% until he feels better, but never stop making him feel loved because when he stops wanting to talk to you and getting that excitement, his attention is on someone else. if you have a michael then I might kidnap him if he’s the one I’m after:) but yeah this defenition is based off of my boyfriend so yeye:)
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Get the Michael mug.Michael Wright is one of the most amazing people you will meet. He’s so kind and is very caring. He’s dedicated and loving of what he does and puts effort into everything. He can be not smart sometimes but that’s okay. Michael is the most loyal guy you will ever meet. If he has his eyes on you they aren’t on anyone else. Michael is also fine asf If you see him in person you’ll notice this quickly. Omfgg he’s just so breathtaking and when your with him you just get nothing but positive vibes. Not only is he absolutely gorgeous he’s also very funny. He can make anyone laugh at anytime, and his smile is just so contagious. His smile could light up the whole world. Michael is just the most amazing person in the world and you’d be one of the most luckiest people alive to meet one.
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