Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay

Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox

by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022

Matthew Cotterill

A Matthew Cotterill is the biggest form of pussy bitch boy.This man is known as a beta male who gets bitched around by other people including small children .He is loveless and very unattractive and his mother usually gets passed around like a rag doll

Look at that guy he’s acting like such a Matthew cotterill

by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021

Matthew Mannion

A guy that is hot but is also racist and praises Hitler. Many girls tried to fuck him but he says that he is committed to a russian girl that doesn't know he exists. Drinks a lot of whisky from his dads bar but would never during anything else. A Matthew Mannion is also a bit of a pussy. He is scared of mayonnaise.

"Heil Hitler" -Matthew Mannion

by Anyas Polk January 9, 2023

Pull a Matthew

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake

I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.

by Bondini May 27, 2019

Matthew Norman

A boy who loves to spend his weekend jacking off to cars. He often hangs with his lord and savior Cannon. If you break the ten commandments of cannon he goes ape shit and will whoop your ass. He likes playing xbox with his amigos. Is an overall nice guy (Nice guys always finish last).

Lets go to CVS and meet Matthew Norman.

by slimeballlllllllllll9999 September 22, 2021

Matthew Franco

Sexy, plump,juicy, will make you nut.Who needs a girlfriend?Thiccness is compared to Nigward's nose.His beautiful brown eyes will make you cream all over this device your on

OMG MATTHEW FRANCO I JUST LOST NNN.

by BlahBlahDefinitions November 19, 2018

Matthew Bennett

A horny east belfastian that just absolutely loves it his dad also has a Porsche but here did you know he also has a big willy ha well yea his dad has an auction aswell oh and I almost forgot he has a taxi company to haha

Matthew Bennett smells sometimes

by Kirsten345 July 26, 2019