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maria

Hey Marias! Let's delve into Maria's vibe—grudgingly courteous, battling unexplained anxiety, loving people-watching, and decoding social cues. She's magnetic, a misunderstood soul not fitting stereotypes, with a wonder mind. Besties with weed, she attracts men, the icy ones are best at it. Marias are everywhere, each evolving with quirks. Communication is key; offer her food, she'll appreciate it. Cheers to Maria—a whirlwind of contradictions, a whole weirdo vibe .
the icy maria is tall slim and modelesque with blond hair this is the most expensive one

the basic is short with braids and only speaks about coffee and donuts for food.
also theres this version thats completely nuts at times and wishes she had a bestie. also is bored rn
by juanovdem May 13, 2024
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Maria Miami Merger

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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Luiza and Maria

They are soulmates, there's no way to explain it, they are simply made to be.

Bestfriends for life and that's a fact, always have each others back and would kill to protect them and even hide a body.

They are the first soulmates in the world, also the first ones to ever prove that you don't need romance to have a soulmate.
"Oh! Look is them again, Luiza and Maria, always together."
by Only a truth holder November 29, 2023
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Maria

Adj; a lying, constantly victim playing person who will always find reasons to talk bad behind someone's back and act fake.
Adj; cry baby who cannot handle consequences
A: Did you just see how she just changed infront of the teacher?
B: Yeah. She's such a Maria.
by DkdlTlqkf February 14, 2024
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Maria

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, straight up. She is kind, and usually really sensitive. Don't break her heart, or, trust me, she will come after you. Other than that, she's beautiful, sweet, funny, unique, and so much more! She is usually hanging out with friends, but still has amazing grades and knowledge. She can be a bit fucked up sometimes, but trust me, that bothers no one at all. Keep her close, or stay away. She can start a friendship and then break it the very next day.
Wow Maria! You look so nice today!
by purple_rat March 11, 2022
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sweet maria

one of many drinks that contains vodka, made by mixing the aforesaid liquid, light cream, amaretto and ice.
said a drunk one night: "Hey bartender, I'd like a Sweet Maria, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN!"
by bandnerd611 March 23, 2007
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