maptard

A person that has no clue were anything is on a world map.

Teacher: Were is poland on a world map?

Stupid 16 year old: ItZ Im T3H CaRiBiAn!1!1

Teacher: You maptard...

by magical toaster January 15, 2008

Master-Waiting

Is when you are Masturbating, and waiting for your crap to come out of your ass.

Dude! I was just Master-Waiting in the Bathroom and I wasted all the toilet paper on my cum and had none left to whipe my ass!

by Hello . November 21, 2011

nungeon master

A person who has their sexual partner dress up like a nun. Usually associated with a basement of sorts, or their moms house.

The nungeon master fell quickly asleep after sex. Little did he know, that his partner left a stinky on his sternum.

by Knowledge Pimp September 15, 2004

Biff Master Flex

n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.

see also: biff,biffs,biffed

Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?

Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.

Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Bone Master

A person - usually female - who who a MASTER in the art of BONING, a.k.a. INTERCOURSE. The "bones" in question are generally one night stands. She is non-descriminating, and is likely willing to bone anyone with two legs & a dick.

"That Erin, she's a real Bone Master - did you see that guy she left with last night? Erin strikes again!"

by G. Whiz June 26, 2009

Owl Master

A person who likes being or is currently under the influence of ecstasy. The term comes from how big the person's pupils are on the drug.

Person 1: Dude, were you alright at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah bro, you already know that I'm an owl master.

by jlepsta May 25, 2010

Dragon Master Fags

When guys are past their teenage years and still share an odd obsession over anything that relates to said Dragon. Sometime they stoop to levels of playing dragon board games, trying to blow fire at local bystanders, and even masturbating to photos of dragons on Google Image.

Heather: I heard Alex and Ian are really into dragons. Is this true?
Erin: I heard the same thing as well, Heather! It's very weird.
Heather: I'd say.

Erin: They are a couple of Dragon Master Fags.
Heather: Word.

by karmaisabitch March 30, 2012