After you kick the hell out of someone that done did you wrong you bend him over his own automobile. Drop his pants jam his finger in his ass and then wipe it across his top lip the mustachio
Derek stole 500 bucks for me the next time I see him not only am I going to kick his ass I'm giving him the mustachio.
by @Slapnuts@ June 25, 2022
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Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.
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Get the Marinara Moustache mug.Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”
“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”
“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”
“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
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Get the mobius moustache mug.Waiting for someone to pass-out (usually drunk), then shitting a small amount on your finger and rubbing it on their upper-lip in the shape of Hitler’s moustache.
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