"I got mosey fucked by some idiot at the checkout stand and missed the first 10 minutes of the game."
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Someone who is a know it all but when challenged on a topic they profess to be a genius about they can't front up - just like moss they have no depth / roots
He's moss
by Busface February 13, 2015
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He's moss
by Busface February 13, 2015
Get the Moss mug.A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016
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