Minecraft

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019

Minecraft

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

by Sksksksksksksksk June 5, 2019

Minecraft

The greatest thing to ever exist. It is mankinds best achivement and it is proof that god is with us.

person one: whats your favourite thing?

Person two: MINECRAFT!!!!

by mitch macdonalds June 13, 2019

Minecraft

The Best Game In The History Of Games

Guy: Hey do you play Minecraft?
Guy2: WTF Yes Bro, what would you think?!?!

by Racoon Bandit December 9, 2019

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the whole fucking world.

Go play it.

Stop playing Fortnite Assholes.

I play Minecraft and I have an elytra bitches!

by superMinecraftcats December 10, 2019

Minecraft

A game full of annoying kids which matches Fortnite.

Billy: Wanna play some Minecraft?
Little Jimmy: No I rather play Fortnite.
Billy: Fortnite is gay.

by ITalkCrap December 18, 2019

Minecraft

The game where a upside down Iron helmet equals a minecart.

Person1*walks into a room
Person2:get the fuck out of my room i'm plaing minecraft

by Sub2Ole-O December 21, 2019