A boy who loves to spend his weekend jacking off to cars. He often hangs with his lord and savior Cannon. If you break the ten commandments of cannon he goes ape shit and will whoop your ass. He likes playing xbox with his amigos. Is an overall nice guy (Nice guys always finish last).
by slimeballlllllllllll9999 September 22, 2021
A sweet and strange that always has something new to bring to the table. Probably into theater.
Likes to send a lot of mixed signals of self confidence, such as calling themselves ‘sexy’ to a ‘rat.’ People named Matthew Andres are astronomical people to know, so never let them go. :)
Likes to send a lot of mixed signals of self confidence, such as calling themselves ‘sexy’ to a ‘rat.’ People named Matthew Andres are astronomical people to know, so never let them go. :)
Person one: Who is that boy?
Person two: That’s Matthew Andres. Always gets the lead role in the musicals.
Person two: That’s Matthew Andres. Always gets the lead role in the musicals.
by BurgerKingEnthusiast June 07, 2021
by H1zhsi October 08, 2019
A horny east belfastian that just absolutely loves it his dad also has a Porsche but here did you know he also has a big willy ha well yea his dad has an auction aswell oh and I almost forgot he has a taxi company to haha
by Kirsten345 July 26, 2019
A Matthew Cotterill is the biggest form of pussy bitch boy.This man is known as a beta male who gets bitched around by other people including small children .He is loveless and very unattractive and his mother usually gets passed around like a rag doll
by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021
A guy that is hot but is also racist and praises Hitler. Many girls tried to fuck him but he says that he is committed to a russian girl that doesn't know he exists. Drinks a lot of whisky from his dads bar but would never during anything else. A Matthew Mannion is also a bit of a pussy. He is scared of mayonnaise.
"Heil Hitler" -Matthew Mannion
by Anyas Polk January 10, 2023
by XmikestoneX November 04, 2011