magic coffee

decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. Often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). Some waiters will say an incantation over the pot in the kitchen (converting it to either reg or decaf)

Waiter 1: Are we doing regular AND decaf coffee this evening

Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.

by Zadok the Priest January 3, 2008

Magic Monkey

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?

by prairiefire July 5, 2010

Magic

A term used to describe modifications to a video game console without explicitly saying that someone has modified their system. Usually used to avoid over-zealous moderators.

I haven't bought a Wii game since magic was invented for the Wii.

by Talltell July 29, 2011

magic traps

The dynamic duo of two Sydney writers smashing north line, flicked in action by mykey.

Magic traps dipped his stump in feast and went mental on insides, while mykey lashed out at the guardie so he could get dope flicks

by Eleir August 29, 2013

Magical Vagina Syndrome

The idea that many women have that if they're pretty/smart/sexy/wonderful enough, they can change any man to become whatever they feel is "better". The concept of changing a bad boy into a good one simply due to the "love of his woman". (Note: Magical Vaginas do not exist outside of bodice rippers, chick flicks, and romance novels)

Why is Sandra still with her abusive drug dealer boyfriend? She totally has Magical Vagina Syndrome.

by meanameana February 14, 2015

Magic Jelly Bean

The female clitoris,

Jenny always reached orgasm every time the Magic Jelly Bean got involved in the action.

by PoOpa FoOker November 7, 2015

Magic funhouse

Magic funhouse is a show on fullscreen made by youtuber Brandon Rogers. Literally the best show ever it slays my life and Brandon rogers is my idol.

Magic funhouse slays my life.

by jayleen.loves.brandonrogers January 10, 2017