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great nazi leader

Der Fuhrer, or Adolf Hitler. He kicked the jews ass and almost had humanity freed of shackles until Russia had to intervene.
The great Nazi leader has fallen! NOOO!
by dead general March 28, 2005
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legal

Your 16th birthday....or so they say!
Mary:" yay, its my birthday today!"

Joe: "how old are you now?"

Mary: "sixteen"

Joe: "Your legal!"
by pogostick October 26, 2004
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legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.
Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike December 25, 2004
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Booty Lead

Booty Lead: A name given to you by a friend, of someone, that friend feels will be a good match for you to meet with a high potential for immediate sex.
Honey, i have a great booty lead for you! I just know the two of you will hit it off and your dry spell will be ovah!
by Graciebaby April 8, 2011
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Putting Lead In Your Pencil

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.
A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012
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fearless leader

the act of receiving a blow job while your lady is driving and you are riding in the passengers seat, truck must be on cruise control and you must steer while she bobs on your nob.
i got a sweet fearless leader on the way home last night
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lead sandwich

He ate a lead sandwich, so we buried him.
by Poopy Pants over 9000 January 27, 2016
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