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L-rod

The nickname always given to that one Mexican kid in class who's name starts with "L" and last name is Rodrigues or Rodrigo. The L beginning his first name usually signifies the L's he takes in every situation.

An L-rod usually is awkward in every situation, never seeming to look normal in his environment. He can be spotted walking like Bigfoot and bumping into shit as he moves along. Shitty, not funny jokes are his specialty, and he always stutters while saying them. He gets no bitches and has a foot fetish as well as a stank-ass smell all the time.

Despite all the shit L-rods take, they do have some talents. They are very good at playing maracas, identifying smells in different types of piss, licking eyeballs, and letting you know if something can kill you or not.
"Dude, I just saw L-rod sniffing that retarted kids piss."

"Holy shit! Bigfoot is real!... Oh wait, it's just L-rod"

"L-rod almost got rejected by that weird girl but when he mentioned his talent in eyeball licking, he reeled her in"

"L-rod can play any Enrique Iglesias song on his maracas."
by TheOnlyJaguarsFan June 9, 2016
mugGet the L-rodmug.

L Gaggin'

Have a roommate who likes to tell people they're L Gaggin' when they're taking to long to to something. Comes from the American "LollyGagging".
Hey man get over here, its your hit. Why you L Gaggin'
by Rombus March 29, 2005
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L-Town

Used in music from The Multiracial Extravaganza such as "...this is how it goes in the L-town, if you see us bitch, you know it's going down." Also used in regular conversations such as "Where are you from?" "L-town!"
by A-Watt August 19, 2007
mugGet the L-Townmug.

L-town

also known as Lewistown, PA. known for the two hour special on MSNBC due to its mass quantity of all things heroin. Its a place where even the local amish have been arrested for selling and buying heroin.
Hey Steph, show me your tracks from your visits to L-town.
by hartleyschips4life July 25, 2008
mugGet the L-townmug.

L-Ratio

The L-ratio is described as a series of unfortunate events; a person taking the L.
Taylor is really living the L-Ratio right now.
by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp January 19, 2022
mugGet the L-Ratiomug.

big L

Big L! Big L Sex Well!!
by BigLSexWell February 21, 2010
mugGet the big Lmug.

K&L

Kayla likes Lorenzo but doesn't know if he likes her back.
girl: aren't Kayla&Lorenzo the cutest couple ever.
friend:K&L for life!!!
by mckaykay2239seidner December 18, 2018
mugGet the K&Lmug.

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