Keller Texas

A city and a school district that is so shit-stupid, that they spend money that they don't have. Also known as the "poor as hell" city of North Texas.

Mayor - So what should we spend our 2 million dollar budget on?

Superintendent - How about a 4 million dollar football stadium, and a 10% raise on my salary so that I can get payed more to sit on my ass for 365 days?

Mayor - Sounds like a wonderful way to benefit Keller Texas!

(Seriously, they did that...)

by mckeelie September 5, 2011

Boner Killer

When you are trying to get it in with your girl and one of your friends or siblings just happen to walk in the room and ruin the mood.

Guy: So babe, Whatcha wanna do tonight?

Girl: Well I was thinking maybe we could...

Sibling/Friend: Hey guys hows it going?

Guy: Damn, You Boner Killer

by KingRydah March 16, 2011

killer043

A cool member of many forums and clans, he enjoys many things and has his own phrases.

Wow, lookes like you popped a killer043

by Cool guy April 11, 2005

the Hellen Keller

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.

Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.

by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009

Serial killer whale

Killer whale that keeps on killing people. And seaworld keeps on getting paid to let him kill!

That Tilikum at seaworld - he's not just a killer whae he's a serial killer whale .

by doctorjosh February 26, 2010

Trinity Keller

a muff muncher cheesy fanny man slag

oi oi elaine fam what’s ur bbm??
don’t talk to me fam u look like Trinity Keller

by johnnycashgisasmash April 30, 2019

trinity keller

a famous instagram sex therapist, who is married to momo. trinity often spends her days collecting rocks and fucking bitches gettin money.

trinity keller is the sexiest bitch alive!!

by urmomsgay April 23, 2019