shpongle knob

Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.

I really want a shpongle knob!

by Smithyprick May 6, 2018

shiny knob

A blow job in a car wash but must include the rainbow foam

Stacy gave me a shiny knob on Tuesday; my tires look great, too!

by BeefyGorditaBoi February 18, 2018

shpongle knob

The male alternative to a vajazzle.

Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick

“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”

by Smithyprick May 7, 2018

knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".

Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.

by Jboymc February 14, 2017

boat knob

Having a sex party on a boat.

My friends are having a boat knob, you in?

by Windwing August 2, 2016

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.

"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018