Iron Jungle 

When you have so much ass hair you it creates an impenetrable wall and if anyone tries to go through it, it shreds their dick to ribbons

Last night I was taking a shit and it got caught in my iron jungle.

Iron Jungle by O0fg0d1 March 16, 2019

The Jungle 

Any sexy amazing animal print on your body.

"Do you have the jungle"

"Hell yes I do.....Im wearing cheetah print undies!"

The Jungle by Hey_Yo_All September 11, 2009

Coffee Jungle 

A midnight snack including cheese, crackers, jam, and olives.
(This is Kev-wan's word)

Jacob: Yo, Kev-wan, let's go get hooked up wit dat coffee jungle shit!
Kev-wan: Hell yeah, nigga, cheese please bobakanoosh!

Coffee Jungle by Jonny Twotime November 9, 2007

Itchy Jungle 

a massinve amount of pubic hair around the asshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the asshair will be sticking out of the asscrack. a asshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when asscheeks spread you cannot see the asshole due to the amount of hair.

He has a disgusting Itchy Jungle around his asshole.

Itchy Jungle by NowahsFriend November 19, 2010

underground jungle 

another way to describe a subway, metro, or tube in urban areas such as New York, Boston, or London.

I feel like I live in this underground jungle. Maybe I should start riding my bike to work.

underground jungle by vbeez March 14, 2011

foo jungle 

When your trying to navigate the genital area, and you cannot locate the genitals due tony the copious amounts of public hair, thus making it impossible for any sexual activity south of the border.

I almost scored with Tina last night, but that boo had a foo jungle !

foo jungle by Taintlover2000 January 31, 2014

rusty jungle 

A worn out ginger vagina covered in pubes and infested with living creatures such as crabs (lice)

Yo bruh, stay away from that bitch. She's got a straight up rusty jungle.

rusty jungle by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014